Hook ‘Em Horns

There are many things to be thankful for in the Fall; too many are football season and the annual rebirth of tailgating. Here in the South, we love a good tailgate, and at Two Funny Girls, we think any chip, dip, or cold beverage tastes better when served something personalized.

Turn your great football tailgating ideas into a reality as you customize our products. Be creative and design any of our tailgating accessories with your team’s colors, family name, monogram, or custom text. Each item can be customized in various ways and will help you get the ultimate tailgate playbook this fall.

Please note: We cannot print items with protected phrases, school names, mascot names, or trademarks. Please let us know your personalization by following these guidelines.

The Longhorns are implementing a clear bag policy this year, but check out all of our tailgate ideas.

Many collegiate football stadiums are now implementing the NFL stadium bag policy that limits the size and type of bags brought into stadiums. To help you avoid the guesswork regarding your own bag, we found size-approved bags that meet the NFL/College stadium policy. Bags should be no larger than 12x12x6, and that is the exact size of our bags! Pick a personalization below and tell us your vinyl color and lettering, and you will be at your seat before kickoff begins!

Fans will continue to enjoy their tailgate activities in the parking lots with greater safety and the knowledge that their entry into the stadium will be smoother and faster. They will also continue to be able to carry items allowed into the stadium, such as binoculars, cameras, and smartphones. To learn more, visit NFL All Clear.

Tailgate Snacks

Easily dress up how you present or package your tailgate food with unique food-grade paper printed with a red solid state of Texas. Perfect for any Longhorn fall football tailgate—or your local high school team.

Wrap, cover, stuff, layer, and line with this cute Texas paper is a finishing touch for your following tailgate table. We use ours to line the chip basket and add a pop of color to the cake stand. This waxed paper is food-safe and colorful and adds a cute touch to any tailgate buffet table.

It comes in a packaged roll of 12 sheets, each measuring 12″ x 12″. It ships fast from Texas.

Don’t Forget the Drinks!

Keep your drinks cool at your football tailgate, even if your patience with your team is running hot!

Our neoprene (a material similar to what a diving suit is made of) collapsible koozies can be customized with your personalization and make great tailgate party supplies for your football tailgate or any party where contained drinks are served. These tailgate koozies are standard size and can hug around both cans and standard-sized bottles (both glass and plastic).

We can print your logo or custom artwork or choose from our available typestyles and football stock art on a variety of koozie colors.